Sanjic









Sanjic is the organisation of deviation.

We are not here for your money, we are here for something more valuable. Your time. Sanjic wants the time of onlookers' attention and for them to take in the knowledge presented to them. Sanjic has created events, literature and activities to improve the brains of all who partake in them.

Upon your departure from our scriptures, a willingness to come back should begin to emerge. Sanjic is an experience and a philosophy.

Everything is about formality and gestures nowadays. Creating a trail off the path is scary however it is rewarding! It is about the story to tell afterwords. Tailoring each page to specific needs creates a dynamic environment. Away from struggles, evil thoughts and hopeless pain, Sanjic is here to brighten and nurture. To save your soul.


We bring:


Devoting you life to Sanjic will bring you into a community like no other.

Leave your life solitude and agony, be with your Founder.

All we wish in return is smile, a nod, a symbol of happiness. Our meaning to life.

Who set up such a company?

Sanjic was originally created by our Founder. Our Founder is an entity that wants to give the universe a purpose. What is the meaning of life? Simply answered by - "Sanjic". The intentions of our Founder are arbitrary and unpredictable, yet they seem so calculated. Only our Founder can conceptualise the path and plan of Sanjic. Few minds have been given portions of our Founder's soup of knowledge to proliferate the guidance our Founder can give.

Our Founder's idea is to bring together the civilisations of the universe and improve the wellbeing of all who join. 

So simply, and humbly, we ask you to join...

Sanjic has only six core ideals.


What do you mean by Sanjic? 

Why is Sanjic?

What is Sanjic?

Who is Sanjic?

Sanjic now occupies 12 complete galaxies and is known and prevalent in over 107. The universe is big but Sanjic is bigger. Sanjic simply and satisfyingly sedates swirly society's of stars - swiftly secreting statistics and summoning societal synchronisation in a splendiferous manner. Sanjic has managed to survive over 3 universal births and heat deaths, not without sacrifice. Every birth of these beautiful universes sets a new challenge, with the laws of physics being tweaked ever so slightly, our Founders calculations are off. Our Founder must spend the first several billion years bringing us right back to where we started. Meaning that when the universe is rather young (First 10 billion years) Sanjic is slightly vulnerable - but you don't have to b vexatious about all that.

What does Sanjic do? Sanjic is here to provide the information of the universe. Spreading the truths that have been hidden by your leaders. We host events in which out attendees are swamped and engulfed by an informational paradise. Our Founder has a team of 10 proselytizers to whom he simplifies his glorious expertise. Each of these trusted members are instructed with overseeing a particular offshoot of Sanjic. For example the most trusted of these members is commanding and running our events, Without this apostle we wouldn't be able to spread the vast amount of knowledge we do.

Sanjic has a different take on the world. We don't see it as something to be taken. We see it as something that is to be given. Especially to all of you! Don't believe in any rat race ideology, it sends you down a rabbit hole of misery. Our goal is your happiness!

We put time, effort, and love into every creation. We would also love to be able to put our time and love into you. 

Each member has their own view, their own perspective of Sanjic. Our community has been cherry picked in order to maximise the experience of the top 0.1%. 

Sanjic offers an eclectic mix of emotions. More so of the humorous variety.

With lots of brain function comes lots of pages!

Glide through pages and pages of content with only one finger, below lays the unique and differing branches of Sanjic.

As previously established, we have only delved into meticulous website engineering to bring forth the passion of writers and prospect of a happier future. 

There should never be moments of unhappiness within the walls of this fabrication. Only an array of influxing positve emotions.

It bears much weight on our shoulders to find out about those who are in need of a well deserved laugh. 

A goal of separation and hilarity is to be achieved with your help; your interaction. As you come back for more we are able to help more and more lost souls wandering the depression desert!

It only takes a few brave souls at the beginning to allow for everyone to easily jump onto the band wagon. Read, Rejoice and Reap the rewards of being the first to be triumphant in victory.




We all have a purpose. Sanjic is like a clock — each person must work together in unison to keep everything running. Without every cog the whole system would break. It is a beautiful and delicate structure that has achieved enlightenment and inner harmony.

I want to reiterate, some cogs are for sure bigger than the others — carrying a bigger load and overall doing more. However without the small baby cogs the big cogs still cannot even turn! Everyone's role is key and flushes out to a clean and dastardly finish! The cogs will kill us.

Well it's up to you now! Go explore, lots to see and lots to read! Discover poems of deeper meaning or perhaps read about how the mysterious big foot is real. It might lead you to be inspired yourself and even submit your own story! 

Or keep us for a rainy day.

It's your choice. N̸̨͍͎͔͖̙͚̓̌̀̐̀̚ŏ̵̫̩͌͘ ̴̨̠̪̼̹̹̆i̴͈͚̣̗̦͍͓̍̔t̷̺͕̦͍̉̚'̶̤̦̻̰͓̃͜ŝ̴̡͚̮͈̼̹̄̎̀͋̃̏ ̶̙̟̿n̵̼̫̳̋̽̈͌o̵͔̥̯̦̖̫̤̿̒t̴͔͇̹̟̊́̂̈́̇