𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 Competence
With a vision to bring order back to our and many other fellow planets, we have pitched a few of our previous marks of heroism and intrepidness. Feats that have outshined what humans could do within the next thousand years!
Of course not as an act of derogatory boasting but as a hope you will select our logo within a balloting vote and enable our full control over all governmental property and possessions. How could we be worse than your current one?
We wish to show our worthiness to lead, through your willingness to read.
With success and achievement there must also be mistakes. With a view to be 100% transparent we will share some of our slight* discrepancies. Here you are:
Caused the heat death of a solar system when dabbling with a sun laser.
Caused accidental deletion of galaxy 22 during the formation of the universe.
Caused the extinction event that killed the dinosaurs with a rogue asteroid we were mining.
Caused countless losses of life as we harvested plants for resources and destroyed any chance of life.
Didn't prevent humans from thriving, we should have let the pigs take over. Evidence of Dr Pork's disappearance proves humans are violent and argyle creatures.
Analytics
Learn of investment opportunities through the secrets that data and numbers tell us! Every data set we collect from our community can count towards and bring us closer to a thriving enterprise that looms over all.
Tedious amounts of preposition is required in order to comprehend such statistics. Especially on the scale of several galaxies.
With out crazy amounts of algorythms in order to sort this data we certanly couldn't have reached out to this many people especially humans!
Accomplishments
Every Sanjic employee so far has at least a few noble prizes lying around in their spacecraft and possibly a couple dozen doctorates as well. This frantic clutter is such a pain especially with how worthless these achievements are in comparison to what we have done.
Mere earth dwellers sure are well known for their acute cunningness and deceptive battle tactics however are often overlooked for how primitive they really are.
Never the less we invite you to drool upon our collections of insane and crazy merits and force a wave of unbearable mental load that will lead you to become a mindless wanderer.
The Rhoyal Collection
Through crazy endeavours and countless rotations of galaxies the Rhoyal collection has been formed. On many adventures we have picked up things we... perhaps shouldn't have. Some of them destroyed worlds and others destroyed galaxies. Our bad.
If you would be so kind as to gaze your pearly, cute eyes upon these items and envelope yourself in a thick coat of urine. Through this sterilisation method you will be immune to outside forces allowing 120% usage of the brain. Perhaps you think otherwise? You are wrong...
It is a unique experience as a human to be able to experience whole generations of aliens' cultures and see how artefacts came to be. Really do take a look. These items are not to be held above your head as score cards but more of an appreciation of how you may obtain an item just like this.
*All our credit for inspiration must go to the British Empire on Earth for inspiring such a snatch, grab and run approach that works all too successful on primitive worlds.
Suggestions and Submissions
You, An individual. A viewer. A possible creator! You can impact what we do. Yes You. Our arrogance has tricked us into thinking we are an organisation of perfection and non mistake (We don't make mistakes).
If you think we have made a mistake on our website, e.g. non factual information or sillee speljing mistaiks. Or perhaps you would like to submit a ravishing work, then look no further than this page. All your ideas will certainly be looked at with carefree consideration and will be kept in arthritic hands.
