Brain Power 

Sanjic is an organisation that wants to mess about.

To ensure these goals are met we have a few things you can do through your day to... twist unsuspecting peoples days.

Read this list with caution and with care.

• Next time you leave a room, turn off the lights as you leave despite people still being in there

• Purchase a whole bag of gummies in front of a child and consume it while sharing non of them

• Please don't say please and thank you, thanks

• Get into at least one fight per week, spray some water, throw some bricks, fling some fecal matter!

• Remove glue lids from glue in schools

• Burn Schools

• Hand sanitise school banisters and door handles

• Nerf battle — not relevant but cool birthday party idea.

• Close doors for others

• Snap myriad of things including pencils, rubbers and necks

• Remove the springs from pens

• Remove the ink from pens

• Draw genitals in the corner of others jotters

• Purchase firearms and firelegs

• remove all the marshmallows from lucky charm boxes

• Purchase all lego sets so "Kids" cannot play with them

• eat -5 fruit a day

• Swap tea bags for dishwasher tablets

• replace candy stick packets with cigarettes for kids

• get your crush stung by a jellyfish so you can rinse them in a golden shower

• sign random peoples' gmails up for newsletters and propaganda

• Hide one of someones socks

• Move peoples keys.

• Remove batteries from TV remotes

• Turn down the water pressure of the school toilets so they fill really slow

• Leave stoves on with gas being emitted

• Put anchovies inside all the curtain rails found around peoples houses.

• Swap the letters 'n' and 'm' on keyboards, no-one will notice

• Superglue a pound in the middle of the street floor and watch bozos try to pick it up

• Tape an air horn underneath your teachers chair

• When someone leaves the room, mess up their laptop in settings so that when they come back they cannot use their laptop for at least 10 mins

• Create zip bombs and send them to friends via email

• Put hard candy in shower heads, so when people go to shower they are sticky

• Toothpaste in Oreo's, of course

• Encase office supplies in large quantities of jelly