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At Sanjic we wish to produce only the most factual* and precise* information. We hope you can look at our note-worthy and award-wining statistics. The viewer (Your character) will be able to solemnly depict ultra-instinctive and indicative analytical data to the touch of a mouse-pad (or perhaps a feeble phone screen). This data is exemplified with detailed transcriptions for your spherical eyes.
If you are interested in delving between realms and deciphering devious accomplishments do visit the abode of Accomplishments.
*Allocated words are based on the basis of no-truth (deceptive deceit and chicanery)
Profits Of Non-conformity
The matrix has managed to get to our younger generations by fixating there attention spans to mere minutes. Their souls are absorbed by glowing rectangles. This vandalisation of their minds leaves the question of how will the youth of today be making the highly valued doubloons (money /cash /cold hard cash /bread /dough /drip /sauce /funds /coins /tokens /notes /banknotes /papermoney /dinero /moolah /liquid cash /capital /finances /coinage /legal tender /bills /bucks / muzuma /green)to support their families.
A clear exemplification of how we have so many ways to name this "nobel money", however only having few ways to make it. It is all a sham. We are onto something with this, if you agree see more about uncanny truths in Conspiracy Channel.
In order for our own financhial protection we have had to take the selfless act of inflating the capital gains of all of the world, this promotes more of a gap between the miscreant peasants and the upper ups such as Sanjic and Elon Tusk.
____Our Emulations____
Here at Sanjic we wish to ravishingly display our data that exhibits our capacity to go above and beyond. From the people we partner with to the fonts we use we would like to construct profits like no other. These sales have blown up our drop-shipping notifications with sales that are disproportionately atmospheric! I will say no more and leave you to gander and gaze as you drool with the confidingly confused face of a spider monkey (see below).
These corporations are all available to work for with many high paying positions (above 500,000 doubloons per hour). If you see a company that inspires yourself to become something great and join a team then be sure to check out our T's and C's.
Below are among some of the very best of our own inventions. Be sure to give a full read into the dastardly depicted past of each and everyone. The main inventors have been great colleagues of our through our schooled years as raging adolescents. Although immature, most at heart are brilliant
insights.
Can O' Soup
Through the mind of a man knows no limits within the branding and design words, Aidan is the heart and soul of design. Within the year of 2018 and beyond he formed a simple yet deadly homework assignment that would turn out to be worth more than his current living quarters within the next 2 months. He blew everyone away with a design only taking mere 20 seconds, saving money (As you know time is money) He hadn't wasted his time with a petty task, he had developed a new idea!
This lead to further perseverance as he created a brand that sells both "Can O' Soup" and one which designs logos within minutes.
While the honour of showing you some of his mega designs would be nice, we shan't. leaving you, the reader to interpret your reality and make decisions based on whether you are stuck in a simulation or the real world. Everything has been designed by someone, just by who?
Graph Chart
A humble man with humble beginnings had the mentality to break the mould. With failure comes success and may i say he certainly did fail. In a fatal attempt to answer a truly scientific hypotheses Imdad accidentally invented a new display of media and information. The Graph Chart Is a intangible exhibit from the mind of this child prodigy! By uniquely combining different lines and numbers inside of his advanced mind, Imdad as himself creates a truly magical experience.
With the concept built, Imdad only had to construct such a remarkable idea. Upon figuring out the graph only exists in concept and not reality he drove himself mad in an ill attempt to reinvent the ideas he had previously stumble upon by accident.
Curry in a Hurry & PIZZ FIZZ
Our bottled drink production increases by every ticking hour. With our classy brand names of curry in a hurry and PIZZ FIZZ. you will instantly recognise these drinks in any Sanjic store located at RA 11h 22m 22s | Dec +4° 57′ 21″. If you wish to indulge yourself in a more fine and upper class thirst quenching experience then check out our El Menú.
Our unique brands are nothing but a delight to all that allow the liquids to fester inside of them.
Jamie's Jam
Jamie is a gentle giant who loves to feed the growing teens around him. While he has thrived in every environment he has been put into he has most certainly went above and beyond this his business venture of "Jamie's Jam". This man can produce approx 40ml of pure quality jam each and everyday with the help of high quality paid for content producers. If you want to support a local business then you should jump at the chance using the button below*!
*All money sent to the address of Jamie will unfortunately result in no jam being given to yourself as this isn't real, it's a hoax!
