The Rhoyal Collection

Ancient Artifacts from ungodly worlds have been captured and collected. This collection serves as a perfect vault for all the dubious worries you may have. Anything you might think of, we have in here. This is just the tickled pink tip of the ice berg. We have defeated Gods, Severed the heads of millions of different species, created technology and even stolen relics from kings of worlds.

Many an energy was used during the collection phase. It shouts out towards us — each item held within holds value in its own shimmer of light. The Electromagnetic spectrum cannot fully show the true complextion of all of these images. Through use of Radioscopes, light gates and incline planes. We have tuned down these items to allow your frontal lobe and Amygdala to correctly and effectively process them. Do see below:

Due to the high standard deviation of forgotten treasures and creatures held within we must split these into sections for the quality of life of our users. We have dabbled so much we actually managed to tap into a few parallel dimensions. Perhaps the butterfly effect can takes it's course.

Creatures Of The Realms

Artifacts Of Reality

Relics not of this dimension

Creatures Of The Realms

Enter a new contender "𝕲𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙" . The most mischevious of the colon sanitisation tribe.

Feeding off of the raw energy embedded within the bowels. "𝕲𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖆 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙" has many successful sanitations withing his belt, his speed and unique humour has allowed him to connect with countless humans in an intimate way.

The cursed world is now free of the "𝕰𝖑 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖔", we have rounded up and captured the species. They lie within the dungeon for the current time. The exhibit features of the most unholy creatures in the universe. The crazy Apes tribe was forced to discard them due to unforeseen cannibalism.

Presenting our varied selection of "𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝕲𝖊𝖊𝖈𝖊". These are animals of both the water and earth element. They are less humorous than monkeys however more aggressive, hostile and extremely intent on sexual reproduction.

They are a symbol to the world of idiocy and stupidity. However despite the classic insult of "You're a goose", it has been found that these dwellers prefer you sod off. Their eyes speak wonders however they only speak lies. Watch out next time you see one, they watch you!

The "𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔶 𝔓𝔦𝔤" must be measured from the bottom of the miniscuis, allowing for maximum comfort. These mushy creastures are closely related to the tribal colour red due to their name in latin being deriveration-alisationalisating.

What you have to love about these little guys is there amazing evolutionary trate to self impale themselves with their own horns.

This trait would seem dense to a human of non Sanjic quality. However we all know that this is actually there to help improve brain function, by piercing the skull, they allow the spirits of the Wakawaka demons to fly away.

The humble bumble is an underappreciated nano-tech developement by the Sanjic corp. Getting the balance of wax to honey was quite the challenge. We were also met with dialogue problems, a reoccuring "ya like jazz?". Unfortunately we were also forced to break the law of aviation in order to allow flight.

Artifacts Of Reality

Professor Stegmann's Glasses -

After the unfortunate passing of a noble mind of the science world, we managed to recover his glasses. Once worn the user unlocks their full potential. Enabling 5000% usage of their brain.

It turns out that these glasses were the very thing that allowed humanity to win the Ape Kind and The Munchmen war during the year 15.6 Billion.

Master Dobby's Watch -

In the year 2385, it was well known go carry one of these devices. Due to the discovery of time travel in 2061 by the man himself. Everything accomplished by Dobby was for the betterment of The Ape Kind, a symbol of respect towards those whom would matter most.

Of course luckily Dobby was one of the few to be selected as God, following this promotion he was no longer able to aid humans, only communicate through simple means of stories.