Sanjic Senses
The dark men are coming to get you and you can't stop them.
Vision
Two vulnerable, globular and gooey organs of visualisation are stuck upon your glorious and bulbous face. Using these you can watch interesting movies, YouTube clips and short videos. These crazy and frantic cubic displays of media are designed to inform and adress issues. Some prevent you from becoming "blue" (sad in kool kid terms) and others explore deeper meanings.
Auditory Perception
Two protrusions on either side of our perky heads can be utilised to convert stupid and silly sound discrepancies into creative poetic decipherable messages. Take a look at the work of pod-casters and other crazy vocal work.
Do too take a look at songs and amazing cacophonies of glory
Gustation & Ølfaction
With some exceptions in the human race everyone has eaten during their lifetime and most have certainly smelt one and dealt one. Using our sense of smell and taste in unison we create a unique experience of weightlessness. We dine in these silly little restaurants and buy from local businesses to enhance and widen our own wingspan.
What we don't realise is that we are all too thin, That's right! Look at the food you have eaten in the past 24hrs it is certainly full of some sugar but not enough. There is also quite a guarantee that you are only eating 2500 calories a day when infact by our calculations it should be 2500 each hour! Hence and therefore and to neatly sum up this presentation we need to eat more.
How? You ask.
We have set up our own restaurant filled with wonderful and whimsical foods that will fill your ever feeding self. We use not so non reusable packaging and have managed to acquire a type of plastic that doesn't break for over 10 million years!
𝓑ra𝖎n Power
Are you ready to follow some instructions? Within the bounds and confines of this page you will be given commands to abide by at all times throughout your lifetime. As you achieve each and every one of them you feel more and more complete as a person and as a part of Sanjic.
Only the best of the best will achieve what we set you off to do.
As a participant, we entrust the honour of carrying out these tasks to you. The bespoke privilege to douse the homeless in litres upon litres of acidic solutions is something only dreamt of by gods. With the tasks we give you, channels will open to new and brighter opportunities.
Elegancy is the way in which all these tasks will be carried out. It doesn't matter who you are doing these practical acts of antics and leg-pulling towards. It matters why and how you are doing them! So, we expect you to pull these acts with confidence and a smile on your face.