FAQ

Honestly, Death.

Well when a mum and a dad love each other...

When you locate a point in time, a biological father (x-y chromosomal ape) comes in contact with a mother (x-x chromosomal ape), and they "hit it off" (which is a humanoid slang for genetical sharing of gametes, through use of meat tethers) and a baby (zygote, which is a fusion of two gametes, into an embryo) and thus, you come into existence.

Don't think I can.

The time is....

You already have! The exact quecto second you accessed this website your mind has secretly - to put it nicely - been cleansed. Cleansed can also be referred to as 'washing' and 'mind' subtly refers to the brain. Hence you have been Brain Washed but its too late to escape.

73 - Why? 73 is the 21st prime number. Its mirror, 37, is the 12th and its mirror, 21, is the product of multiplying 7 and 3. In binary 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001.

Sanjic doesn't really have any kind of meaning, it is made up! Sure if you look it up, it's a name, however we are not just some name. We are an image. When you see Sanjic we want you to instantly link that with out deviousness. Like "Google", Sanjic is a basically a made up word.

Sanjic is also derived from our predecessor, "S,J,C and Co." S__J_C. "S,J,C" just wasen't really a brand name that could kindle new ideas. So Sanjic came about! Smart, Ambitious, Natural, Joyful, Inspirational and Creative

How do I become a founder? What a peasant brain question. You can't become a founder - there is only one almighty founder. 

All your simple human brain can do is join the empire.

We already have calculated the future of the universe and it would be really fun to tell you however doing such an act would simply fracture reality into very many pieces that - for some reason -  vaguely resembles a Spaghetti monster. That's one of the things we don't actually understand.

Straight to the point, YES! If you have a dream, go for it! National Insurance Numbers are another Govermental tracking device.

Because it's really hilarious to see small-scale species trying to evolve all get wiped out by a rouge asteroid of a brutal disease.

Of course there is! Unfortunately the lifespan of you, a human, won't be long enough to see the initial contact — between The Ape Kind and The Munchmen. Both species were kind at first, however the current human world leader at the time decided to try and take over the Munchmen's planet. This began the great war between the two.

Really it should be spelt as 

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