𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘
One of the most important roles given by our Founder is 'The Event Coordinator'. This entity is the complete incarnation and epitome of our Founder's messages. The instructions laid our are quite complex, too complex for species such as 'humans 'and 'babgraggles', so The Event Coordinator must condense, purify and rekindle the information from its most fundamental properties. The Event Coordinator has spent many a seconds building this information.
Why anyone wouldn't want to go for a good brain cleanse is beyond us - even we don't hold that knowledge.
So come on down to our friendly events and see what its all about!
Tune In Events
Sanjic is proud to announce its events early but not to many so we have chosen 3 (because it is the magic number) that are coming relatively soon but not too soon as to be right around the corner. The wait will be worth it.
Previously mentioned, if you are worried about your lifespan not over lapping with events we can easily make an exception in this case and allow time travel for individuals who have a passion to party.
Sanjic Speaks
A monumental speech will be given soon! Not too far in distance or time either.
This speech will contain useful information like the meaning of life and *. Stories will be told and poems alike will be read. Your mind will travel outside of its jail and float free in a sea of thoughts and unconditional experiment. We shan't give more than thats away
Occurring at: 21:00, year 13.900000005 billion, inside Proxima Centauri
*If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Rhoyal Rhumble
The thunderdome is a place where many go in, and only one may leave. In this brutal event we will put the likes of gargantuan Gorillas against the sharp and daring tusks of the mammoth. Not only that but creatures and monsters that inhabit other planets that have the soul purpose to fight will have their lives profitable fulfilled as they battle to the black closes in. Don't miss it!
Occurring at: 00:00, year 15 billion, Mikes back garden
(For the anniversary of the universe)
Gleeble Glop Festy-flop
This is a festival is based upon an old tradition of an ancient species. Back in the year 4 Billion of this universe they would gather at the dawn of the light in the back of a run down shack they owned and they would all just blast the music full and consume narcotics in several forms. The visions were said to give you knowledge beyond conception by the "unsatisfied" mind. It must have been true seeing as they now own over half of the universe. So we will be re-enacting this tradition for the first time in several billion years.
Occurring at: Click here
Personalised Events
Wedding
Imagine the possibilities of where and when you can get married with out time travel tech and out orientation gizmos. Suggest any place from festival toilets to inside the heart of a black hole (return to earth not guaranteed). The price is extremely negotiable at zero earth bucks. Just ensure you have lots of watchers as you are redshifted.
Party
Clang your bottles to this one. Any day of the week you feel a little down we will set up such an event you simply cannot go an hour without passing out. When you wake up after this one, you ain't finna remember anything from the past month.
Sacrificial Offering
Any sort of being in the universe that does you dirty can swiftly be taken care of with a well timed quick event button press. If successfully achieve, a sacrificial event for your selected unlucky (lucky in the case they are suicidal) being will occur. Invite friends and family along if need be.
Festivals
The Wavelength festival is taken very seriously by our events team. With careful planning and if everything goes well, there will be millions of species from the galaxy coming to this event.
Gender Reveal
Is it a blue, a pink or a... green? As fathers should know, as long as it is blue you will be happy.
No but no cap, on god, dead serious now. This is something to celebrate no matter what. We love the thought of new life in this sacred universe.
Conventions
Conventions allow for you to get your point across quickly. Sanjic has set up many conventions through its own lifespan, many being the most successful events in history. We know what we are doing with this one. Once you are up on stage millions will listen to what you have to say wilfully and blindly. So please, fill them with misinformation.