Beyoncé, Justin Bieber, Chrissy Teigen, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Taylor Swift, what do they all have in common?

Precisely, they all are tethered to an omnipresence known as "The Illuminati"

It should come to be common knowledge of their detrimental effects towards the foundation of overseers. They seek for the power at the top of their Pyramid. They weep blood upon the loss of much wanted doubloons.

This feeble existence is nothing but pixels and well rendered anime girls. Everything you do doesn't exist. You are nothing. This is nothing. Nothing matters. To escape is to die. Leave the simulation. 

Evidence you ask? We have many great emerging points with wish to allow you to gaze upon.

Walk through the street but this time take a look at some of the transparent people, they  have absolutely no 3 dimensional elements to them. They walk around mindlessly serving no purpose but to fill in rooms and needlessly buy using fake paper notes. Why are they here? It's to serve so you don't get distracted as they harvest your mind in the real world for juice and energy.

Interestingly enough UFO's are real! Unidentified flying objects are all around us! The government has favoured hiding clear evidence for alien life by deleting all flying spaceships within out upper atmosphere. Fortunately we have managed to get a few selfies with some passing aliens on a family holiday round the solar system.

These creatures, although scary, are some of the most unique and intelligent. They ascended to a type 3 civilisation before humans were even primates! Humans are mere ants to these ubiquitous creatures. They are everywhere in the vast universe. Mining away and causing climate change between yet to be named planets. Watch out for these space dwellers will be teaching you great grand kids how to fight in the great galactic war of 2146. 

Of course there is still people who are speciest in the galaxy but the Sovereign Galactic Sanction has measures put in place, you see in the far future they have a great solution to past problems — they kill problems. If there are stowaways travelling to planets they cannot afford to be on, they no longer exist as a continuous being. A rather obese, stupid, homeless goblin that lurks under bridges, he dead my brother. So any and all speciest will be terminated. Don't you worry.

It is a well known FACT that space is but a huge hoax! The earth is actually a flat plane with a domed shape encasing it for a reality TV show on the great Alien channels. They watch us and look down on us as we look down on ants. They laugh and squabble at our stupid incompetence and inability to work together. They use us as a media source on their channels but only have us on in the background as white noise. We are nothing to them. 

In the real physical world around us we can clearly and distinctly see that there is no 3D aspect to the "Planets" we see around us. They are painted onto the dome above us. In fact, to think on this topic further, deeper and with more of an open mind. Have you ever heard of the thunder-dome? It represents a steel cage (Dome shape) encasing an arena, where spectators watch from the safety of outside the cage. The fighters within must be the last one to stand.

Humans are so busy fighting themselves that we don't realise that we are part of a death game for the aliens entertainment. The real mindset you should be taking away from this is that you need to be the last one standing. Do what you can to gain the upper hand. If you see someone riding a bike, prevent them from receiving oxygen. If you come across a large sum of money, don't donate anything, hoard it like a pig and of course the most important thing of all is to throw any sort of objects (e.g. potatoes, rocks, bananas, bananas and uranium) at humans' cerebrum's to prevent further distinct thinking.

Following these powerful steps can insure the furthermore of the human species! Don't question my authority or any of the other fellow information spreaders with similar messages. It is okay for me to do this because I have studied and proved countless times of the earth's flatness and the CGI animations used by NASA and other government run companies! 

Things don't seem to be adding up and I'm not just talking about my exam marks. The well known mysterious entity and building known as area 51 in the depths of the american desert. They hide away the aliens that land on our beloved rock. They ooze and aww at our feeble and dumb creations however are trapped behind walls thicker than your skull. What do these fellows do for the American system though? Well, we have all seen sci fi films in Hollywood, the aliens are part of the acting crew!

They hire an array of different species for slashers and other grotesque movie showings of human death. Really they are just feeding the aliens to keep them alive and turning it into a film. Hidden in plain sight!

There is no way we travelled to this hunka chunka rock "rotating around the earth". What even is a moon? We all know that NASA and the big scary government is pulling the wool over our eyes in a bitter sweet attempt to steal money from us! When NASA get paid $200 trillion every week by the tax payers the money just disappears. It's not like they provide 24hr live streams from space or have irrefutable evidence and scientific data to back it up. 

The Only answer that is true and clear fact is for every scientist, pilot and government official have all coerced together in a futile attempt to swindle us all. Well what did they have to gain? Everything! From making us look like more of the headless trotters we are to just for the vibes, from our data it seems most likely they faked the moon landing because 

Many activists around the world think they can stop the so called "Warming of the earth". This silly invisible force they fear so much is what has left us to be so behind in technology. Of course the earth is getting warmer, it is beside a huge sun that heats it up! The "Ozone", the macguffin planted by the government to prevent us from driving too far or emitting too much burn hippie people gases. It makes no sense that there is a force field around the earth stopping space from getting in! What a bunch of hippie dippy baloney.

We cannot allow for them to push their propaganda any longer, we must stand! IT IS A NEEDLE! We must stand againts these turtle loving munchkins and give them the right old boot to the Heine. What do you think␦

If humans can run and move about by consuming gobbets of meat and liquids that fore realz kill ya, then why can't cars run on water? Oh ye, they can. 

Stanley Meyer, a humble dumbbell of a man actually did it! He made a car that ran on water, what he didn't manage was to not get lost. Unfortunately one day he went for a stroll in the woods thinking he knew a short cut and then evaporated like the water he so enjoyed.

MONEY ISN'T REAL!!! Everything around you is built using this so called valued paper! Its all a scam.

Can you believe people still fall for this scam? It's like they don't realise they're just trading pieces of paper with unless numbers on them for stuff they don't need. Especially things like food, water and shelter. I mean, who decided that little green pieces of paper should have so much power over our lives? It's all a big trick, I tell you. The real value is in things like friendship, love, and pizza. I bet if we all just started trading pizzas instead of money, the world would be a much happier place. Plus, think of all the delicious toppings we could all share! Think of how good that sauce would taste, knowing where it's coming from!

Nah but honestly, at Sanjic we are aware of concerns regarding "inflation", and we are using our best sources and data to figure out why the fuck that matters in any way whatsoever. 

When the government puts up all of these cell towers around big cities it has been clearly established as fact that 5G causes cancer and other nasty side effects. When you walk by you can feel the sound waves rattle your few brain cells together. This rattling causes a loss of memory (they are hiding something) and a loss of memory (they are hiding something) . The more we go outdoors the more we are forced to endure a cold hard reality of talking dogs and hallucinogenic men running after you in the dark. Don't go outside, stay indoors folks!